Quick Sand

This has to be one of my favorite dreams to tell, although I about pee my pants every time I tell it!  I would like to say I was "sleep walking", but according to my doctor, that is not what I do.  I "act out my dreams" and those are two very different things. 

So Brian was laying in bed next to me sleeping, but he was sleeping in a bed of quick sand.  He was sinking quickly.  I didn't know what to do, so I grabbed him to pull him out and screamed as loud as I could, "Noooooooo!"

He woke up from my screaming within inches of his face and he jumped out of bed, which of course, woke me too.  I immediately started laughing when I realized what I did.  He was not laughing.  I explained to him my dream.  I thought he should be flattered that I tried to pull him out and not push him down further.  He just turned and walked away from me.  I asked him where he was going and he said, "to wipe".  That's when I really lost it.  Once he got back in bed; I couldn't fall back to sleep.  Every few minutes I would start jiggling the bed with laughter that I was trying to suppress.   This is yet another dream that he, to this day, does not laugh about.  I don't get it; this is just funny stuff!